http://www.mahablog.com/2007/05/02/dippie-debbie/ Exposing the ugly truths about the Bush Administration. Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:24:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1.3 http://www.mahablog.com/2007/05/02/dippie-debbie/#comment-213501 Thu, 03 May 2007 18:32:26 +0000 http://www.mahablog.com/2007/05/02/dippie-debbie/#comment-213501 The Arab Americans debbie so rightly fears have a evil plot to give us all brain freeze from the icee's served , then while we all have intense head aches they will have us all right where they want us. Don't let em win! We are on to their plot.They are trying to destroy our country with frozen drinks, luring us in with flavors like wild cherry or grape explosion(see?)... They will raise our blood sugar and rot our teeth one thirsty American at a time.When will this madness end?And ask yourself, "What religion is this man who serves us icee's?" Icee's would be so much safer if they were Kosher. I for one am going to sleep much better tonight knowing debbie has her eye on things in detroit.Having her as our little watchdog will save us all with sparkler season just right around the corner. However her paranoid ideas blow all kinds of holes in bushs theory of how safe we are here because we are fighting them "there"...why bother to fight them "there" if they are already here terrorizing us with cherry bombs and icee's? Bring the troops home and let them "liberate" America from the evil that lurks. The Arab Americans debbie so rightly fears have a evil plot to give us all brain freeze from the icee’s served , then while we all have intense head aches they will have us all right where they want us. Don’t let em win! We are on to their plot.They are trying to destroy our country with frozen drinks, luring us in with flavors like wild cherry or grape explosion(see?)…
They will raise our blood sugar and rot our teeth one thirsty American at a time.When will this madness end?And ask yourself, “What religion is this man who serves us icee’s?” Icee’s would be so much safer if they were Kosher.
I for one am going to sleep much better tonight knowing debbie has her eye on things in detroit.Having her as our little watchdog will save us all with sparkler season just right around the corner. However her paranoid ideas blow all kinds of holes in bushs theory of how safe we are here because we are fighting them “there”…why bother to fight them “there” if they are already here terrorizing us with cherry bombs and icee’s? Bring the troops home and let them “liberate” America from the evil that lurks.

]]> http://www.mahablog.com/2007/05/02/dippie-debbie/#comment-213462 Thu, 03 May 2007 14:45:03 +0000 http://www.mahablog.com/2007/05/02/dippie-debbie/#comment-213462 Debbi is just full of good ideas. Perhaps it should be required that all Muslims in America wear a big yellow crescent on their foreheads? Oh, wait,something similar was tried in Germany with another religious group based in the ME and it didn't work very well at all. If you want to find out who is building and throwing cherry bombs from pick up trucks, one might question the local members of the Squidbilly fan club or the followers of the church of Hazzard county. The Arab Americans around Detroit would rather sell you cigarettes, a devious slow death by poison AlQaida plot...... Debbi is just full of good ideas.
Perhaps it should be required that all Muslims in America wear a big yellow crescent on their foreheads? Oh, wait,something similar was tried in Germany with another religious group based in the ME and it didn’t work very well at all.
If you want to find out who is building and throwing cherry bombs from pick up trucks, one might question the local members of the Squidbilly fan club or the followers of the church of Hazzard county. The Arab Americans around Detroit would rather sell you cigarettes, a devious slow death by poison AlQaida plot……

]]> http://www.mahablog.com/2007/05/02/dippie-debbie/#comment-213444 Thu, 03 May 2007 13:16:46 +0000 http://www.mahablog.com/2007/05/02/dippie-debbie/#comment-213444 Population Profile of Canton, MI, form City-Data.com (probably 2000 Census figures): * White Non-Hispanic (82.3%) * Black (4.5%) * Asian Indian (4.5%) * Hispanic (2.3%) * Two or more races (1.9%) * Chinese (1.9%) * Filipino (0.8%) * American Indian (0.8%) * Other race (0.6%) * Other Asian (0.6%) * Korean (0.5%) Can't find religious affiliation for Canton, but according to the Association of Religion Data Archives, in 2000 there were about 46,500 Muslims in the whole of Wayne County. So, unless there's been a major influx of Islamo-fascist jihadi sleeper cells since 2001, I guess Lil Debbie has been dreaming her up some Muslim Pakis. Population Profile of Canton, MI, form City-Data.com (probably 2000 Census figures):
* White Non-Hispanic (82.3%)
* Black (4.5%)
* Asian Indian (4.5%)
* Hispanic (2.3%)
* Two or more races (1.9%)
* Chinese (1.9%)
* Filipino (0.8%)
* American Indian (0.8%)
* Other race (0.6%)
* Other Asian (0.6%)
* Korean (0.5%)
Can’t find religious affiliation for Canton, but according to the Association of Religion Data Archives, in 2000 there were about 46,500 Muslims in the whole of Wayne County.
So, unless there’s been a major influx of Islamo-fascist jihadi sleeper cells since 2001, I guess Lil Debbie has been dreaming her up some Muslim Pakis.

]]> http://www.mahablog.com/2007/05/02/dippie-debbie/#comment-213419 Thu, 03 May 2007 09:31:57 +0000 http://www.mahablog.com/2007/05/02/dippie-debbie/#comment-213419 Free speech and the web allow idiots to amaze the rest of us with their fantastical ideas. I hope I never meet Debbie Schlussel. Free speech and the web allow idiots to amaze the rest of us with their fantastical ideas. I hope I never meet Debbie Schlussel.

]]> http://www.mahablog.com/2007/05/02/dippie-debbie/#comment-213365 Thu, 03 May 2007 03:39:08 +0000 http://www.mahablog.com/2007/05/02/dippie-debbie/#comment-213365 Debbie Schlussel, professional busybody, the savior of greater Detroit. Debbie Schlussel, professional busybody, the savior of greater Detroit.

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