I hate these schmaltzy videos. Volume off.
OMG, you mean McCain was a POW? Wow. Who knew?
I realized tonight that I am older than Cindy McCain. Depressing. I skipped her speech because I was watching the replay of last night’s Project Runway. How was it?
Note to self — when I’m old and gray, no double strands of pearls. Ever. They make you look like Barbara Bush.
Did you know McCain was a POW? They should talk about this more often.
The Dems had more flags. The GOP has more White People.
OOO, somebody has a “McCain votes against vets” sign.
He’s praising Bush for keeping us safe from terriers.
Mama McCain looks amazing for 96.
Somebody poke me when McCain says something substantive.
What’s going on in the audience?
“Please don’t be diverted by the ground noise and the static.” Please don’t be distracted by somebody exercising her first amendment rights.
What’s with the “USA USA” chanting?
Again, somebody poke me when McCain says something substantive.
I believe that if McCain announced he could pick his own nose, the delegates would give him a standing ovation.
He fought lobbyists who stole from Indian tribes? He fought Abramoff and Ralph Reed?
Lots of vacant bleachers in that hall.
How could withdrawal from Iraq have “risked a wider war”?
Has he said anything substantive yet?
Gawd, I’m bored.
Oh, he says he doesn’t believe in government that makes choices for us. Unless you’re pregnant.
McCain: Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie.
McCain: My plan is better. Trust me. Don’t bother yourself about the details.
He still hasn’t said anything substantive. Oh, he’s going to send people to community colleges for re-training. For WHAT?
The re-education thing is a crock. No point re-educating people for jobs that don’t exist.
He’s supporting school vouchers? That’s so last year.
McCain, in a nutshell: When I’m president, everybody gets a pony.
Has he said anything substantive yet?
Republicans wear more stupid hats than Dems do.
He used to be a POW!
Audience: Drunk or bored. No middle ground.
He used the word change.
The constant partisan rancor … that the GOP thrives on.
McCain: I’m better than Obama. Trust me.
Gawd, this is an awful speech.
I had no idea he used to be a POW.
This is a dreadful speech. It’s not just the delivery, which is clunky. The speech itself is bad.
I will never forgive the North Vietnamese for this. I hope they’re watching.
Oh, please, make it stop.
History has anointed him to save the country in its hour of need? Is that what he just said?
Some moran is holding up a sign saying “mavrick.”
Oh, we’re saved. He’s done.
Did he say anything substantive?
My instant analysis — he spoke of many economic problems, but he didn’t speak to them, or provide anything resembling plans for solving them.
Josh Marshall: “I question the wisdom of not letting anyone in the auditorium under 50.”
Ron Beasley: “John McCain and the Republicans had better hope that most people were watching the football game.”
The bobbleheads are asking if the speech worked outside the hall. I don’t think it did. It was boring and content-free.
There was a list of vague objectives — jobs, cheaper energy, health care — no indication he has half a clue how to do these things.