Continuing the Survivor metaphor from the last post — Herman Cain just voted himself off the island.
Hilariously, he says he’ll stick around with an online presence to maintain his budget and foreign policy plans. Double-down on the dumb, Herm!
This one goes out to the Love candidate!
Not to be outdone:
Cain’s sticking around to help Newt when it starts raining sexual harassment accusers and mistresses for him.
Newt’s getting a little full of himself. This is usually when he does a combo of a sun imploding and the Hindenburg exploding.
Hmmmm….I wonder if his Tiffany’s account had any sub-accounts?
He may have converted to Catholicism, but Newt can’t change its spots. A newt does have spots, doesn’t it? Well, anyway, this one does. More than a few…
Adios to the flim-flam man!
Newt’s stepping down too?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
gulag ..I meant Cain with his 9-9-9 plan..Trying to sell tax policy like he was marketing a pizza. I guess a flim flam man is a title that can be aptly applied to several of the candidates.. Cain was nothing more than a glorified carnaval barker with a sweet tooth for the flesh.
This is interesting. Newt & Mitt are the two front runners – neither is a tea party candidate in the most critical feature. Both have repugnant policies, but either of them, if elected, would try to govern. Ron Paul, Bachmann, Perry or Santorum would do everything they could to actually dismantle the federal government. That’s the critical feature, the philosophy of chain-saw dismemberment.
The Koch brothers and Norquest are walking a tightrope. Earlier this year they wanted to fracture the ability of the US to pay its bills by refusing to raise the debt ceiling. The puppet masters knew full well the consequences – the failure of the US to meet its commitments was the goal. But Obama refused to follow the script, offering ridiculously generous concessions, which the tea party House repeatedly refused. So the objective- crashing government – would have carried a heavy price – the average voter was blaming the GOP. So they blinked.
There are strong ties (monetary, of course) between Cain and the Koch brothers. Fox news was VERY generous with coverage of Cain (measured in minutes of air time) before Cain took off. So Cain was anointed by the puppetmasers. Newt and Mittens can’t be trusted by the powers-that-be to deliver complete anarchy. So where will Koch bros & Norquest turn? The name Palin comes to mind.
Where can I volunteer for the war on Christmas?
Wonder if we will be reading soon about a divorce in the Cain family.
I understand Mrs. Cain has come up with the 90-90-90 plan.
She wants 90% of the assets,
90% of the income and
90% of Herman’s pension.
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