13 thoughts on “Crazy Eyes”

  3. No worries for Michele Bachmann, and her wife, Marcus.

    They’ll be a big hit on “The Wingnut Rubber-Chicken and Knitted Dumplings Circuit.”

    And, after awhile, she won’t have to actually give any speeches. She’ll just stand at the front and shout out numbers from a piece of paper in her hand, and the audience will have heard her same old schtick so many times, that they’ll know everything by heart.

    So, “1,” will meant that “Blah” SocialistFascistCommunist President and his multinational pals at the UN, are comin’ fer yer shootin’ ‘n golfin’ ahrns!

    And, “7,” will mean APBenghziIRS-gate, and the nefarious doings here, by Eric Hold-over, spying on journalists so he can know which of the endless new scandals they’re working on, and trying to nip them in the bud for his “Blah” butt-buddy, the President; and over there, by “President” Barack Hussein Kenyan O’blackie, trying to make Congressional Republicans look bad for cutting the State Department’s security budgets, and that Lesbian, Hillary, who took advantage of his conspiracy, and who had killed her old male lover, Vince Foster, and now arranged the attack on the consulate in Libya, to eliminate her current boy-toy, the Ambassador, so this time, there’d be no blood, or shattered watermelon, on her hands; and then back over here, trying to prevent the Patriots from getting tax-exempt status – which obviously succeeded, because EVERYONE KNEW that Romney and Ryan had that election in the bag!

    And, “69,” won’t mean what you think it means – you filthy-minded degenerate Liberal perverts – but the way the Feds are trying to screw her and her wife Marcus, by investigating her ’12 Presidential campaign.

    And the crowd his laugh and laugh, and scream HUZZAH!!”, and, DOWN WITH NIGRAH TYRANNY!!!”
    And they’ll go back to their hotel room after the rousing reception, and Michele will quietly work on tomorrows numbered speech, while Marcus surfs the internet, looking for altar-boy p*rn.

  4. She’s leaving on her own terms, which is a letdown. I envisioned a crashing electoral defeat. I guess Fox was down one crazy, attractive brunette so she will fill the opening.

  5. Buckyblue,
    I think even FOX ‘n Sucks “News,” is too smart to hire her.

    After that loose-cannon, Palin, left, why invite an artillery battalion in to replace her?

  6. “This decision was not impacted in any way by the recent inquiries into the activities of my former presidential campaign or my former presidential staff,”

    Right, sounds like: “I am not now nor have I ever been Gay”. I think Bachmann knows she’s in deep poop. I have read that she had already started running campaign ads so this decision was made recently, perhaps right after the FBI decided to take over the investigation from the FEC. I’d wager she needed to close down her congressional campaign because it was too close to her presidential bid. Ol’ Duke Cunningham is getting out of the clink soon so there will be a nice spot for Bachmann all warmed up and ready to go!

  7. Watching Chris Cilliza on MSNBC right now. He is struggling desperately (and losing) to keep a straight face while commenting on Bachman’s past/exit/campaigns.

  8. And, after awhile, she won’t have to actually give any speeches. She’ll just stand at the front and shout out numbers from a piece of paper in her hand, and the audience will have heard her same old schtick so many times, that they’ll know everything by heart.

    Just like a Jehovah’s Witness bible study..

  9. My biggest worry is how Jon Stewart will be taking the news. Just think of all the potential comedy at risk should she fade away!

    I’m surprised that no one has yet announced the morning TV show deal with her and Sarah Palin – it seems like a natural. The two of them, discussing fashion tips and recipes with celebrities while randomly spewing some word-salad about “Constitutional values” or “traditional families”? Ratings gold, I tell ya.

    I expect the segments where Todd takes Marcus out hunting in Alaska to go viral on YouTube as underground comedy classics.

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