The Wonder Weenies and Sharia Law

Cities across the United States have been taken over by Islamic extremists and have enacted Sharia law! Never mind the phantom no-go zones in Europe, we have phantom no-go zones here, too! Or at least that’s what a speaker said at the apparently ongoing NRA convention in Nashville.

Dearborn, Michigan is completely lost, of course.

The street signs suddenly went from English to Arabic. There wasn’t a single English word on any shop or any street sign. And in fact, these little yellow signs were posted all along the edges. Jeremy said to me, “this is it. We don’t go past this line.” And I said to Jeremy, “what do you mean? You guys are Detroit Metro. You’re the SWAT team. You can go anywhere you want. What if you get a call over there?” He said “this is it, it’s hazardous for our team if we go past this line.”

I have seen it with my own eyes, witnessed it in the backseat of a car and it is for real. No-go zones exist in the United States.

Dearborn, Michigan is not the only place that these settlements exist. They are spread out over the country in various cities. There’s an estimate of over 5,000 known terrorist cells in the United States.

There’s an estimate of over 5,000 known terrorist cells? If they are “known,” why do they have to be estimated? Or is this a government secret? Reminds me of —

“I have here in my hand a list of 205 [State Department employees] that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department.”

— and sixty-five years later, no one have ever seen that list. That’s how devious the government is. Then the NRA speaker continued,

However our most persistent and significant threat, right now, to us here today this morning, is the homegrown violent extremists.

… including the speaker himself, I take it, and probably several members of the audience. But it turns out he wasn’t talking about those homegrown violent extremists.

Tarani also warned that the country’s “porous borders” are letting extremists and terrorists into the United States. “It’s possible that at least 20 percent of what comes over that border — that’s a big number, guys — is Hamas, the Muslim Brotherhood, the Ethiopian al shabaab, known gang members and supports of the cartel,” he said, warning people to arm themselves to respond to threats before law enforcement can.

Yeah, just what we need, mobs of armed yahoos shooting at everybody who crosses the border. What could go wrong?

(The Zen Center is right next to an actual Muslim neighborhood here in Brooklyn, btw. There are Islamic libraries and schools and prayer rooms. I know this because I walk past them on the way to the Target.)

You may laugh, but Serious People have learned there’s an ISIS training camp west of Ciudad Juarez, a few miles from El Paso. This is “according to Judicial Watch sources that include a Mexican Army field grade officer and a Mexican Federal Police Inspector.” Because Mexicans have no sense of humor and wouldn’t make up stories like that to ridicule some gringo whackjobs. Would they?

The Mexican Army field grade officer and Mexican Federal Police Inspector were later reported as “Mexican officials” who “confirmed” there’s an ISIS training camp across the border from Texas.

During the course of a joint operation last week, Mexican Army and federal law enforcement officials discovered documents in Arabic and Urdu, as well as “plans” of Fort Bliss — the sprawling military installation that houses the US Army’s 1st Armored Division. Muslim prayer rugs were recovered with the documents during the operation.

Oh, those naughty prayer rugs! They aren’t even bothering to disguise themselves as soccer jerseys this time.

Mexican intelligence sources report that ISIS intends to exploit the railways and airport facilities in the vicinity of Santa Teresa, NM (a US port-of-entry). The sources also say that ISIS has “spotters” located in the East Potrillo Mountains of New Mexico (largely managed by the Bureau of Land Management) to assist with terrorist border crossing operations. ISIS is conducting reconnaissance of regional universities; the White Sands Missile Range; government facilities in Alamogordo, NM; Ft. Bliss; and the electrical power facilities near Anapra and Chaparral, NM.

“Mexican intelligence sources” meaning some guy named Jesus who knows another guy named Jorge who swears his cousin heard it from some other guy, no doubt, all of whom were struggling to report these things with a straight face.

I wondered if Charles Pierce knew anything about this, and apparently not. However, it turns out that Sharia Law is threatening Idaho.

In brief, the state legislature there killed a measure that would have brought Idaho into compliance with federal law regarding federal support for child care, and for the enforcement of child-support agreements, and you are not going to believe why they did it.

The conflict started last week after a House committee narrowly rejected a bill that had sailed through the Senate. The vote came after state Sen. Sheryl Nuxoll, a Cottonwood Republican, testified that federal regulations incorporated an international agreement regarding child support payments that would subject the state to Sharia law. None of the nearly 80 countries involved in the treaty — the Hague Convention on International Recovery of Child Support and Family Maintenance, which the U.S. entered in 2007 — is under Sharia law. But Nuxoll and other skeptics said some involved nations informally recognize Sharia courts. They added that Idaho wouldn’t have the authority to challenge another nation’s judgment.

I think you have to pass a stupid test to be a legislator at any level any more. Candidates are put out in the rain, and the ones who come in are disqualified.

31 thoughts on “The Wonder Weenies and Sharia Law

  1. ‘“It’s possible that at least 20 percent of what comes over that border — that’s a big number, guys — is Hamas, the Muslim Brotherhood, the Ethiopian al shabaab, known gang members and supports of the cartel,” he said, warning people to arm themselves to respond to threats before law enforcement can.’

    Our freaked-out conservatives apparently think all brown people look alike – and that a dusky-hued Arab can cleverly disguise him/herself as a Latino by putting on a sombrero.
    And then, after they blast every brown person to smithereens, let their Christian God sort them out.

    “Candidates are put out in the rain, and the ones who come in are disqualified.”
    And the ones whose heads got pee-d on, get leadership positions for taking credit for making it rain.

    OY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You cans smell their fear. They wear it like it’s a cologne. I’d call it, “Cowardice.”

  2. Don’t forget that rib-tickler, “We know where the WMDs are, around Baghdad, north, south, east and west somewhat.”

    They keep falling for this crap over and over, because they don’t care if it’s true or not. It feels like it’s true and they want so badly for it to be true to add some fantasy drama to their dull powerless lives.

  3. States with Republican legislatures might as well adopt Sharia law; the fatwas Allah, I mean ALEC foist upon us unfortunate citizens are nearly as bad: unmitigated hatred towards women (including forced pregnancy), gays (neo-Jim Crow laws), Hispanics, and the poor (increased taxes; limits on healthcare). War on schools and education; creation of madrassas– I mean unregulated “charter schools”. They even have pea-brained Jihadists– the NRA gun nuts. We don’t have beheadings, but we are one of only 3 or 4 civilized(?) countries on the planet that still practices capital punishment.

  4. “I have seen it with my own eyes, witnessed it in the backseat of a car and it is for real. No-go zones exist in the United States”

    Now be sure to stop by the “acres of guns” and “Spend the day exploring the products from every major firearm company in the country”………..Ah the wonders of a free market and a closed mind!

  5. Apparently even all their guns don’t protect them from feeling terrified of very-nearly-adjacent people who don’t look and sound and worship exactly like them. Solution? More guns, of course!

  6. “Remember he was into flying a Gyrocopter and he is a mailman”

    Wow too cool, what a guy, Go Doug!!!!!

  7. Yeah, it’s our Doug! I commend him for acting on his convictions. I hope he gets the traction he’s seeking. Big thumbs up from Swami to Doug!

    Gotta admit..it was a pretty unique plan.. Personally delivering his mail.

  8. WOW!
    GREAT FOR HIM!!!
    HOW COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But I’m disappointed he didn’t deliver by drone.
    Of course, I don’t think anyone who’s experienced a drone-delivery at this point outside of America, would recommend the experience. 😉

  9. WOW!
    GREAT FOR HIM!!!
    HOW COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    But I’m disappointed he didn’t deliver by drone.
    Of course, I don’t think anyone who’s experienced a drone-delivery at this point outside of America, would recommend the experience. 😉

  10. “I hope he gets the traction he’s seeking”

    Me too Swami. We’ll have to see how much media coverage it gets? I suspect that just like anything that calls into question the billions of dollars that go into politics today (much of which ends up in the medias grubby little hands) it won’t get much attention, I hope I’m wrong. I have to say that took some serious kahunas! Again way to go Doug!

  11. I imagine there’ll be a big outcry about his breaching security, but the reality is that all of the Congress critters aren’t even at the capitol..They’re all off doing fundraisers and scrounging up money sources to insure their political survival.

  12. Well I live in Southern New Mexico and if they are doing recon on NM they will likely decide against coming in there. Let’s see, there is Fort Bliss just across the border in El Paso. White Sands Missile Range(all kinds of exotic weapons that Isil probably doesn’t know about), Holloman AF Base that has bombers and drone trainers. Cannon AF Base and and Kirtland AF Base where they train special forces. I can’t think of a much worse idea than to try to invade that.Beyond that there is all the border patrol, most of which are armed. I live here and I am not at all worried about Isil coming down the street. These wingnuts take enormous, irrational fear and act like its bravery. Boy will they be embarrassed when they realize what bedwetters they look like.

  13. American men who fear sharia law in America clearly have no knowledge of American women. In fact, I wonder if this is a form of projection and that they really want sharia law to put American women in the place they want their women to be. However, the whole American way of life would totally disappear if sharia law were to be put in place (won’t happen) because it is the American woman who picks up the kids from school and takes them to soccer practice or music lessons, etc., earns money to keep food on the table, washes clothes, cleans the house, and fixes the meals needed to maintain a family. There is no American woman who will give up her driver’s license if she has one. There are few American men who could do for the families without the help of American women, whether they be wives, ex-wives, girlfriends, mothers, aunts, etc. Many American women are single mothers who keep the economy running and our society functioning as a whole. As long as women have the vote in this country and such idiocy (sharia law) were put to a vote, it would be voted down so loudly, the men responsible would not know what hit them.

  14. Wow… I know the gyrocopter guy? (Hey, I feel I know all of you.)

    Should we organize a legal defense fund?

  15. Uncledad, thanks for the link! I will donate. I’ll have cookies ready for the suits-and-earwires when they visit me. Might sober them up.

  16. YUP!

    BEST OF LUCK, DOUG!!!

    I’ll see what’s left in our kitty at the end of the month, and throw a few bucks for his defense.

  17. The part of sharia law that scares the hell out of “the owners” is the part about usury.

  18. Yep, it was me. Thank you all for your encouragement. Previous observations are dead-on. (Swami, uncledad) The MSM is going to focus on the ‘security breach’ and whistle past the corruption in Congress, because the MSM cashes in in the orgy of campaign spending and campaign finance reform might cut into their bottom line. I want to try to get local media to step in where the networks will fail. Politics is local – how local candidates for Congress respond can be central and relevant if the voters reject the non-reform brand. If I have my way in this, my job has just begun. oh, and I want you on my jury if I can figure out how to rig it, friends.

  19. Doug, sir, you are indeed my Yoda. I am proud to know you.

    I’m glad you’re currently free to communicate. Someday, when clear of the legal nonsense, you will need to forgive me for a hundred silly questions, such as “How is that gyrocopter powered? Did you have to stop for gas?” (Sorry… but I do wonder!)

    The Tampa Bay-area local media has been doing pretty well in reflecting the purpose of your excursion. It’s obvious to me that you made a good impression on the newspaper reporter. Which doesn’t surprise any of us here at mahablog.

    Please let us know ways we can help with your defense and anything else you need. And as always, we will spread the reform message loud as we can.

  20. Doug,
    Great job!
    Even if the MSM is focused on the means, and not the message delivered vie the means.

    Glad you’re free to communicate with us!
    When you set-up a defense fund, I’ll look under every couch-cushion and car seat!

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