Why George Bush Is President

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Screen capture of actual email to The Mahablog. You can’t make this shit up.

The text reads:

YOU CAN TELL YOUR A LIBERAL THAT BELIEVES GOOD IS BAD AND BAD IS GOOD,,,THERE SURE NOT HARD TO SPOT..YOUR PROBABLY AN ACLU SUPPORTER THAT IS SOCIALIST AND THERE GOAL IS TO TURN OUR COUNTRY INTO A COMMUNIST STATE,,,WAKE UP. WILL IT TAKE ANOTHER BAD BOMBING TO WAKE UP YOU TED KENNEDY LIBERALS,? I HOPE NOT..FOR ALL OF OUR FUTURE CHILDRENS SAKE, YOURS TRULY, JOHN AN ANGRY AMERICAN.

Another victim of the dreaded caps lock syndrome. And an AOL user, to boot. Sad.

17 thoughts on “Why George Bush Is President”

  1. Amusing….
    Cap lock syndrome, but curiously absent of the most vile profanity generally associated with similar feed back. I saw feed back at another site yesterday where the knuckle dragger implored the receiver to read the f__in Bible. Talk about confused.
    For a chuckle, check out Bush is Lord and Team Bush, what a hoot!

  3. Funny, I thought all powerful, intrusive,”what we say is what is right” governments tended toward the communist reality…

  4. It looks like the work of Jonathon…All caps and difficulty with contractions. Who knows?..maybe he just wants to break out of AOL chatrooms and unleash his intellect.

  5. No Child Left Behind means the Republicans are fortifying their diminishing ranks by enlisting immature child-persons as trolls……too bad these half-baked ones aren’t given some help with writing skills and logic basics, and at least some history along with their daily doses of ‘hate anyone different’ rhetoric. Oh, I forgot, in Bush’s world, its all black and white……

  6. It seems hatemail is a symptom of one’s inability to understand, reason or argue. The logical fallacies and poor grammar and spelling nearly always seen in hatemail indicates a lack of education or innate intelligence, and the vituperation is consequence of extreme frustration.

    Like erectile dysfunction, only of the brain.

  7. A moment of silence for Angry John’s hopes and dreams, or rather the fact that clearly he’s never had any.

    “No Child Left Behind”… great juxtaposition, Donna. I love it.

  8. Angry John strikes me as a typical member of the Republican Party Intelligentsia. Or maybe a charter member of the Bush Republican Guard.

  11. Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones.
    They’re the modern stone age family.
    From the town of Bedrock,
    They’re a page right out of history.

    Let’s ride with the family down the street.
    Through the courtesy of Fred’s two feet.

    When you’re with the Flintstones
    you’ll have a yabba dabba doo time.
    A dabba doo time.
    You’ll have a gay old time.

  12. That person can barely write, much less read. Lame spelling and wrong homonyms galore.

    Can’t be bothered to take the illiterate ignorami seriously.

  13. Obviously not an English major. Perhaps still stuck in elementary school.

    It seems to have come down to “Whom ever can shout the loudest and longest.”

  14. A society that has long regarded intelligent people with more contempt than admiration has only one direciton to go. Reminds me a Scifi short story I read called “The Marching Morons”. Societies mean IQ devolved to around moron and same as the marching Chinese(you line up all the Chinese and march them past a fixed point and before all of them have passed it, it will take enough time that more will be born and the line would never reach it’s end) so the dwindling number of intelligent ones were unable to come up with humane means of dealing with the problem.

  15. Found a quote from Gore Vidal that seems appropos:

    As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action: you liberate a city by destroying it. Words are to confuse, so that at election time people will solemnly vote against their own interests. -Gore Vidal, writer
    (1925- )

  16. Excellent quote, Bonnie. It addresses the statement that Maha used as a title for this post.

    Now we have a “terrorist surveillance program” instead of domestic spying. Homeland Security? Now that Pandora has opened the box, I wonder if we’ll ever be able to get the demons back in the box. It’s a really frightening prospect to think of what the future holds for America and her supposed freedoms.

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