How many Neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder, plus 300,000 ground troops to invade Iran.
If you can think of other answers, add ’em.
How about these:
You may have heard Neocons are complete idiots, but that’s not true. Some parts are missing.
You can tell which kids will grow up to be Neocons. They’re the ones outsmarted by Silly Putty.
I started to create a Photoshop pic of Kristol and Hume wearing “I’m with stupid” T-shirts, but decided that would be redundant.