Today Trump is claiming that Iran is ready to negotiate but that he’s not ready to make a deal. Trump says the terms “aren’t good enough” yet, but he won’t say what those terms are. Indeed, if negotiations haven’t yet begun how can there be any terms? The BBC is reporting that “Iran has not asked for a ceasefire and sees no reason for talks with US, Iranian minister says.” So Trump is just blowing smoke, as usual.
See also Trump is eager to declare victory, but a battered Iran still has cards to play at WaPo. The Iranian regime must realize that Trump is only going to grow more desperate to end the war and get the Strait of Hormuz open again. I don’t see them offering to “surrender.”
Trump also suddenly realizes the U.S. has allies, or at least had them before he spent the last 15 months pissing on them. He posted on Truth Social hours ago,
“Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran’s attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships, in conjunction with the United States of America, to keep the Strait open and safe,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. “We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are.”
He added that “hopefully” China, France, Japan, South Korea, the United Kingdom and other countries “affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated.”
“In the meantime, the United States will be bombing the hell out of the shoreline, and continually shooting Iranian Boats and Ships out of the water,” Trump continued. “One way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE!”
Along with once again demonstrating he doesn’t understand percentages, Trump announced that many countries will be sending “War Ships” (hey, at least he didn’t call them “boats” this time) to the Strait of Hormuz to help clean up the mess he made. He had asked for the War Ships, but as of this writing no country has pledged support for Trump’s Folly.
Remember, just a week ago Trump imagined that the U.K. was planning to send an aircraft carrier (it wasn’t) and rudely turned down the not-offer, saying the war had already been won. Now he’s begging the U.K. for a ship. It may be dawning on him he’s in big trouble.
Over the past few days I’ve seen a number of people with respected military backgrounds — generals and scholars — on the teevee saying that no nation was ever conquered or forced into regime change by air power alone. This goes back at least to the London Blitz of 1940. Hitler thought that by bombing cities and infrastructure he could force Britain to negotiate, at least. But no.
I have to believe that at some point before Trump chose to join Israel’s war on Iran some general or another tried to explain this to Trump. Trump, of course, believes that he knows more about everything than anybody else and went ahead to do what he wanted. I already put this quote from the Wall Street Journal (as republished on MSN; no paywall) in the comments, but it’s worth reading.
The rapidly expanding war has exposed how the White House was counting on the quick collapse of the Iranian regime, how the planning was confined to a small circle of advisers and how confident Trump was that U.S. military force could contain the fallout. Some takeaways:
Before the U.S. and Israel launched the military assault against Iran on Feb. 28, Gen. Dan Caine, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told Trump in multiple briefings that an American attack could prompt Iran to close the Strait of Hormuz, the narrow waterway that carries 20% of the world’s oil exports from the Persian Gulf to the rest of the globe.
While he acknowledged that it was a possibility, Trump decided to move ahead with the operation. He believed that Tehran would likely capitulate before it could close the strait or cause significant economic damage. And if it came to it, he told his team, the U.S. military would be able to handle it. On Friday evening, Trump said the U.S. bombed military targets on Iran’s Kharg Island, a critical hub for the country’s crude oil exports, to pressure Tehran to reopen the strait.
Here’s a bit more:
Trump has said repeatedly that the war might end soon and he has already claimed victory. He is facing pressure from outside advisers to end the conflict quickly, as well as concerns from fellow Republicans facing a tough midterm election climate. Gulf allies have also expressed their frustration with Washington as Iran has attacked oil refineries, hotels and other civilian targets, piercing the narrative that Gulf nations are safe places for business within a turbulent region.
But Trump is “dug in,” a senior White House official said, adding the timeline being considered remains four to six weeks. The war entered its third week on Saturday. On Friday, Trump said he would end the war when he feels it “in my bones.”
In short, we’re bleeped. Let’s just accept there is no plan. There never was a plan; there will not be a plan. We are all at the mercy of just about everything in the time-space continuum right now.
In other news, plans are being floated to replace the columns on the White House with fancier ones. I’m serious.

