[Update: No Triple Crown winner this year; it was Curlin over Street Sense by a nose.]

First, the funny papers.

Here’s the sports section: Street Sense is the favorite to win today’s Preakness. But if you want to see a guaranteed triple-crown race, watch this:

I don’t think jockey Ron Turcotte used a whip at all. He was just there for the ride.

Film review: If you’re in the mood for a good chick flick, let me recommend “Waitress.” Sweet and tart, just like my mama’s rhubarb pie.