May 3, 2007 
By popular demand –
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“He’s Commander Guy!”
(To the tune of “Secret Agent Man”)
There’s a man who lives inside a bubble.
The Secret Service shields him from all trouble.
He’s got more power than you; ain’t nothin’ you can do.
The nation may not last until tomorrow.
He’s Commander Guy! He’s Commander Guy!
It’s his way or the highway or he’ll know the reason why!
Beware of smirking faces that you find
A smirking face can hide an evil mind
Be careful what you say
Or they’ll haul your ass away;
You’ll find yourself in Gitmo by tomorrow.
He’s Commander Guy! He’s Commander Guy!
It’s his way or the highway or he’ll know the reason why!
Update: Here’s a graphic.
Update 2: He’s also Veto Man.
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