14 thoughts on “The Further Adventures of Dick the Dick

  1. Thought this was an interesting observation of Cheney. He is devoid of empathy which satisfies a clinical definition of a narcissist. He views people, places and things in terms of how that person, place or thing benefits or diminishes him. He becomes hostile whenever a threat to his narcissistic self-image is seen, such as a perceived challenge to his authority, control, dominance or sense of superiority.

    No wonder he’s not going to Canada.

  2. Maybe Cheney’s afraid, with the new Conservatives in Canada, that they’ll define life like our anti-abortion people do here – as starting at conception.
    And so, here, they want to force the pregnant woman to listen to the fetal heart beating within them as proof of “life,” before having a abortion; as if the little lady might think what’s in there, is the seed growing from the watermelon she ate at the picnic a few months ago – forgetting that most women (except those who are home-schooled), are smart enough to know the difference between eating a watermelon, whether it’s seeded or seedless, and sleeping with a man who still had his seeds.

    By that parameter, with no heart beat, Dick Cheney’s not alive – he’s “Undead.”

    And then, maybe, without a heart beating to prove there’s “life,” they won’t try to save him if he’s having some problems with with the artificial pump that replaced the meat one he had for most of his miserable life. After all, no one can say that Dick Cheney ever really had a human “heart” at all…

    “Nurse, do you hear a heart beating, eh?”
    ‘Noohw, Doctor, I soorely dohwn’t. Dooo we start to work to try to save this Mr. Cheney, eh?’
    “Noohw, with noohw heart beat – abort, eh!”

    Dastardly Dick, if you don’t want to go to Canada, I hear the Netherlands are beautiful in the springtime. Particularly a spot called, The Hague…

  3. Spot-on about the Netherlands. The real danger in Canada is that it’s a sovereign state and signatory to a whole bunch of treaties which it just might take seriously enough to arrest this criminal and pay his expenses for a flight to The Hague.

    I see that the flack for the tour company is named Ruppert. A bit of deja vu for anyone who has followed Sadly, No! for a long time.

    PS: Not that Canada would really do that. It takes a real super-coward to be afraid of that. Then again, “The guilty heart flees when no man pursueth.”

  4. Perhaps ol’dead-eye could send some enlisted members of our military if he thinks it’s too dangerous, it has worked for him in the past! Die already you heartless chicken-hawk.

  5. uncledad,
    Dastardly Dick Cheney cannot die.
    He is already a member of the eternal “Undead” – who exist by feeding on the bodies of people killed in wars and acts of violence, and who wash down those meals with fine single-malt scotch, lightly watered down, and flavored, with the tears of the victim’s friends and relatives.

  6. Yeah, they’ll try and make it sound like they are worried about a bunch of protesters, but I’m pretty sure it’s really it’s the extradition to the Hague.

    (I like to think that, because I’m fond of Canada, even though I know a Harper government would probably never muss a hair on Cheney’s cyborg scalp.)

  7. Great comment, Porlock…So true, so fitting.

    Here’s another scripture that speaks to Cheney’s dilemma..

    “The way of peace they do not know; there is no justice in their paths. They have turned them into crooked roads; no one who walks in them will know peace.”

  8. I could be wrong here, but I think Cheney gets the full package of life time perks that would include travel for him and his security detail at taxpayer expense. The idea that we are picking up the tab for him to travel anywhere to hawk a book intended to cover his crimes really hits a nerve with me. I’m glad the fear of protesters and proscecution is keeping him holed up in his lair.

  9. I think this is a face saving way of admitting that ticket sales to the 5000 seat venue weren’t selling as fast as anticipated. Also on his last visit to Canada, a bunch of hecklers in Vancouver called him some nasty names.

  10. Paradoctor,
    In all fairness, all the really good “Evil Lairs,” like Dr. No’s, Dr. Evil’s, Lex Luther’s, and Osama bin Laden’s, have all been destroyed.

    New one’s aren’t being built, not due to the economy, but because Evil Geniuses don’t prefer to have them built anymore – since mansions in NY, CT, and NJ, are not only cheaper, but closer to Wall Street, where they’ve now found legitimate, if not reputable work.
    And the “Evil Lairs” that haven’t yet been destroyed by Super-hero’s like James Bond, Austin Powers, Barack Obama, and Superman, are susceptible to rising sea-levels.

    If I was a used “Evil Lair” salesman, I’d tell Dastardly Dick that I didn’t believe in global warming either!
    And that if he didn’t buy one of my slightly-used island, or polar, “Evil Lairs,” he was showing the Liberals that he agreed with them on rising sea levels, and that they’d prove to them that he was a sissy.

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