Something is awesome, anyway. I don’t know which is more awesome; Palin or her True Believers. Truly, there’s a lot of awesomeness there to spread around.
That, and it’s a slow news day.
Let us think of more awesome things. The sinking of the Titanic must have been awesome, for example. Pickett’s Charge. The 1883 eruption of Krakatoa. Great white sharks. Awesome.