Rush: God Strikes at U.S., Misses, Hits Iceland

Amanda Terkel writes,

Yesterday, hate radio host Rush Limbaugh talked about the volcanic eruption that’s affecting air travel over much of Europe, saying it was “God speaking” in response to the passage of health care.

Somebody send God a map.

14 thoughts on “Rush: God Strikes at U.S., Misses, Hits Iceland

  1. Rush Hudson Limbaugh III – is so full of himself he can’t imagine a universe without himself at it’s center.

  2. Well, it makes perfect sense to me.God is pissed because we got a watered-down version that won’t kick in until the Anti-Christ is banging at the door, and them Eye-Rainians have the bomb, so he screws up air traffic over Europe; that’ll learn ’em!

  3. I think the greatest gift Rush Hudson Limbaugh III will ever give the world is that there does not exist a Rush Hudson Limbuagh IV for which I will be eternally greatful. Prescott Bush on the other hand…

    My Beautiful Mind – Refers to Barbara Bush’s dismissal of the trumped-up clusterfuck her favorite son George W. Bush was about to unleash upon Iraq, a credulous and cowed America, and a skeptical and mistrustful world. “Why should we hear about body bags and deaths? It’s not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?” This shameless display of lack of simple human empathy soon became a hallmark of The Cheney Regency. This meme was further refined after Katrina, when Barbara Bush continued to tell us more about George W. Bush than about the Katrina victims, reinforcing the old adage that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Referring to the poor who had
    lost everything back home and evacuated, “This is working very well for them.”
    A hallmark for the serene and sociopathic dismissal of all suffering that doesn’t affect the owner of the ‘Beautiful Mind’ personally.

  4. Somebody sent a map, not to G-O-D, but to the G-O-P.
    So, we, who created a world wide economic meltdown, and we, who signed some weak-sister version of diluted socialist health care, are being punished! And God, in retribution, strikes Iceland, which has it’s own economic meltdown to worry about, to punish the airspace over the socialist countries in Europe for allowing us to sign a bill in our own country?
    Yeah, it makes sense.
    If your maid is out getting Oxycontin prescriptions illegally, it does. Again, I mean. Too…

  5. Well isn’t that the purpose of believing in god? A mythical sky wizard that is capable of all things, an entity that one can project all their darkest fears and brightest hopes. So if you believe in the sky wizard anything is possible!

  6. @c u n d gulag

    Rush Hudson Limbaugh III does not have maids – He has personal assistants – all imported from the Dominican Republic. HCR passed, shouldn’t he be moving to Costa Rica soon? He’s just playing to his audience all who have been programmed as per Bob Dylan’s song “With God on Our Side”.

    Oh my name it is nothin’
    My age it means less
    The country I come from
    Is called the Midwest
    I’s taught and brought up there
    The laws to abide
    And that the land that I live in
    Has God on its side

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  8. If there remained a shred of doubt that That Horrible Fat Idiot Is On Drugs, he just destroyed it.

  9. otoh Wanda Sykes– as close as anyone to being the anti-Rush– said last night, “Does anyone else find it odd that, the week there’s a volcano erupting in Iceland and a fireball over the Midwest, President Obama gives a speech to tell us ‘We’re going to Mars’? What does he know that we don’t? I’m keeping an eye on the White House; if I see Michelle packing up her Bowflex, I’m heading for the hills!”

  10. If rush is looking for a sign from God he need not look any further than in his own pants. Perhaps his erectile disfuction is the voice of God telling him to stop having sex with people outside marriage…..perhaps HIS sins are the reason God has punished the USA with an earthquake in iceland..

  11. “Perhaps his erectile disfuction is the voice of God telling him to stop having sex with people outside marriage”

    Or perhaps it serves the purpose of him not being able to reproduce, now that would be “gods work”.

  12. Rush’s situation sounds like the parable of the withered penis..maybe he should sell all he owns and follow Jesus.

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  14. I’m thinking this is Rushbo’s idea of a witticism, but the fact is that many on the right are making the mind-boggling argument that Jesus would be against universal health care. Have these people ever read the New Testament?

    “And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.” Matthew 25:40

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