Newt Really Said This

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Today in New Hampshire —

“I will go to the NAACP convention, and explain to the African-American community why they should demand paychecks instead of food stamps,” said Gingrich.

I’m a nonviolent person, but I honestly think some tar and feathers might improve Newt some.

8 thoughts on “Newt Really Said This”

  2. Tar, feathers, and the tools and horses needed to perform drawing-and-quartering a bloviating blimp of his corpulent stature.
    And an extra-large pike to keep his inflated head on until the vultures scream that they’ve had enough to eat, thank you very much, and it’s ‘time to go on a low-fat diet!”

  3. Tar and feathering is too mild for the Newt. A healthy public flogging would be the proper course of correction for a slime ball like Newt. Perhaps the sting of the lash could bridle his tongue or tame his lusts.

    Seeing how Newt is such an historian, maybe he should be forced to “ride the cannon” like they did for punishment in the early days of West Point Military Academy. Talk about getting your hump busted…Only the strapado can do a more thorough job.

    On second thought being that Callista’s got eyes like a homing pigeon and a beak like a raptor maybe the feathers might add to their visual compatibility.

  4. Great idea, Newt!
    When yer done ‘splainin’ that, get all the niggras to sing “Camptown Ladies, sing this song, all the doodah day!”
    Them niggras just LOVE that song.
    Oh, and be sure to wear “black face, and tell some “yo mama’s so fat “jokes too.

  5. Maybe Newt can bring along a few other former and current white Republican politicians, dress them up in black-face, and put on a nice pre-Civil War “Minstrel Show” for the NAACP “folk.” Those people loves them some singin’ ‘n’ dancin, ‘n’ shuckin’ ‘n’ jivin!’!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minstrel_show

    And he could play some old episodes of “Amos ‘n’ Andy.” Both the radio versions, where white clowns like Newt did the voices, and the TV version, where they had to actually hire black actors, who EARNED their paychecks, because black-face on the radio performers looked so blatantly racist, that even in pre-Civil Rights era America, they shelved the idea, and had to hire actual Negro’s to play Negro’s.

    Something tells me that in the next 10 months, these dog-whistles will escalate into full blown air-raid sirens.

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