Roger Ailes, 1940-2017

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We weep and we mourn. But, truth be told, not a whole lot.

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  1. c u n d gulag  •  May 18, 2017 @11:09 am

    His family asks that, in lieu of flowers, people save their spare change for a visit to his grave.

    There, in honor of his relentless greed, they ask that visitor’s take that spare change, and pay for peeing and pooping on his grave.

    Visitor’s must provide their own toilet-paper and handi-wipes!

  2. Swami  •  May 18, 2017 @12:04 pm

    Let no man write my epitaph?

    Tis better to have sexually harassed and lost than to have never sexually harassed at all.

  3. LongHairedWeirdo  •  May 18, 2017 @5:49 pm

    Mourn a wasted life, yeah. Weep? No.

    He either meant every word (in which case he was a cruel and heartless person) or he didn’t – and sold out the nation for, granted, thirty *really big* pieces of silver.

  4. erinyes  •  May 18, 2017 @7:40 pm

    Buh bye.

  5. uncledad  •  May 18, 2017 @9:19 pm

    Seems he fell and hit his head, died later from hematoma? I’m hoping that’s just a cover story for: “his wife got sick of his shit and bonked him with a frying pan”!

  6. priscianus jr  •  May 18, 2017 @9:34 pm

    What will the world be like without Roger Ailes? A little better, I reckon.

  7. Ten Bears  •  May 19, 2017 @11:05 am

    G’ma taught me if you’ve got nothing good to say …